By Emily - 03/08/2010 23:54 - United States

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Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML
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chocolateybar 0

uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~

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Nightxx 0

Id hate to have you as a friend! **** her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a ***** you are :D

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Hwikek 2

How uncouth. Did anyone notice that I read an FML that involved sex? Comment if you think I am a hypocrite

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misfitSuperStar 0

66- no surprise, but I don't get it...sorry!! Op, this is a hot mess situation!! Why in the world did you agree to be in the wedding?! You got yourself into this, so YDI. FHL for the bride. :(

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JustReina 0

your a bad friend and a soon to be homewrecker i hope they dont have kids yet cuz its people like you that destroy families! ydi for being an easy hoebag!!!

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JHarris2011 25

Someone needs to let you know the reL definition of Friend. You made a horrible mistake and your not going to end up with either of them. I hope hurting your best friend was worth it.

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Chelle Belle 6

I don't think clicking either would be right. She's gotten to continue being best friends with the girl, repeatedly had her way with the guy, is part of their wedding, and has not been brought to light as the backstabbing **** that she really is. It seems more like life sucks for the bride bc she thinks these scum are two of the most important people in her life, her best friend and the man she is marrying, she thinks both care about her and would protect her when in reality it is these two who are going to inevitably be the ones to break her heart, to make her unable to trust future men and question all of her friends and scrutinize every detail of everything in her life because she is so afraid of being betrayed again. So yes, life sucks, but not for the **** posting or bastard cheating. Best of luck to the bride when she finds out

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