Geek: Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project....

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By anonymous - 10/09/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 00:03

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 13:58

Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML

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By Crying - 29/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By I'm donnnneeee - 21/09/2015 03:26 - United States - Slidell

Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:39

Atleast he wasn't trying to throw paper down your shirt.. J.s.

ExplicitZombie 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:39

I guess you could call this.. a 'cry'sis :D .... :[

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coldairgirl 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 20:37

Tears of joy maybe???? Are u smart?

insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:45

Unless you are a horrible person or a lazy ass or something, it just sounds like he's being overly dramatic.

mojjo21 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:23

What a bitch! Lol

gianthelper 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 10:51

So at leaest you get the up shot of the deal here

elgato8892 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:42

Suckssss

hizzlebox 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:59

That weird... Most guys want to take it to the next level any time

MOOMOOesor 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:55

(jokely being racist) Was he asian?

nibzbreazy 2

Friday 13 January 2012 22:04

Fix your face.

emmykapture 0

Monday 12 March 2012 21:35

Wow sounds like a wimp

newburton13 26

Monday 9 April 2012 21:16

What a pussy. If he's one of the smartest kids in the class, then there shouldn't be a problem.

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