Kids: Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Mr. X - 23/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Southborough

Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML

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Doin' it for the 'gram

By My sister is a scumbag - 09/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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losesitall 18

Friday 28 August 2015 1:37

Family. You can't pick um

Likian5 26

Friday 28 August 2015 1:38

How childish...

Comments

booterus 20

Friday 28 August 2015 4:34

Bitch of a sister seems to be an understatement...

trevorr_16 25

Friday 28 August 2015 4:42

OP, how old is your sister?

SuperMew 22

Friday 28 August 2015 4:54

Tell your parents, have her pay for it, take her phone as your own?

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Friday 28 August 2015 5:14

Make her pay for it.Or just mess with her car's engine.

phreaker913 21

Friday 28 August 2015 5:16

she's not wrong lol. don't let people use your phone

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 28 August 2015 14:32

Yes, she is wrong. Completely wrong. Irresponsibly wrong. Just like you.

ViviMage 38

Friday 28 August 2015 5:29

Try to get the warranty/carrier to help you. And you now know not to learn her anything you care about!

Rectov 10

Friday 28 August 2015 5:43

Punch her in the face and when she says her nose is broken say it's her fault for not dodging it

joetan 16

Friday 28 August 2015 5:46

That is just so rotten and irresponsible of your sister.. I feel for you.. But family.. Meh.. Just have to suck it up and buy a new phone.. If you can, get her to pay for it..