Kids: Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Mr. X - 23/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Southborough

Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML

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Doin' it for the 'gram

By My sister is a scumbag - 09/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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losesitall 18

Friday 28 August 2015 1:37

Family. You can't pick um

Likian5 26

Friday 28 August 2015 1:38

How childish...

Comments

Xobubblyxo 23

Friday 28 August 2015 15:30

Lesson. Learned.

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 28 August 2015 16:05

She kinda has a point... depending her age. how old isbshe, if she a child ydi. if she's okder, fyl.

SPN_lover666 27

Friday 28 August 2015 18:36

She has no point. Op doesn't deserve to have her phone broken by her sister.

Redbank 2

Friday 28 August 2015 21:43

Kick her teeth in. Use the same excuse.

GamerPerson 19

Saturday 29 August 2015 4:22

Break her shit and use that same line her. And if she wants you to pay for it, tell her you won't till she reimburses you for the phone.

goozeo 11

Saturday 29 August 2015 4:30

She might be right I guess...

princessplatinum 8

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:03

So sorry that you lost your phone like that. You deserve better.

Magnic 6

Saturday 29 August 2015 23:54

Break her face and excuse yourself with "you shouldn't leave it where i can punch it"

Ace4Of4Spades4 11

Monday 31 August 2015 20:48

That bitch better be paying for your replacement. Or better yet, an upgrade.

yukahnn 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:30

op go slap that bitch

Sciath13 14

Sunday 13 September 2015 8:53

Well at least now we know who's never borrowing any of your stuff ever again, right OP?

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