Health: Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster....

By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By Kryometric - 29/03/2015 06:38 - United States - Coupeville

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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Saturday 30 April 2011 23:54

And that's why I ALWAYS wear diapers.

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Sunday 1 May 2011 0:01

You went WEEEEE on da rollercoaster :P

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carnage1108 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 2:46

So before you got on you said "man I have to pee so bad right now I might as well get on this roller coaster"?

PerryFlynn 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:08

pissed all over yourself.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:15

lol FYL

kthxbai123 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:21

it's called a bathroom.

TheFinestWannabe 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:36

are you taking the piss?

Got_any_grapes1 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:45

You must be pissed off. Hehe

zanysage 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:54

Am more concerned about people around you. eagerly waiting for their FML.

xxhewoxx 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 4:01

and you expect to pick up a girl/boy tonight?

richard121212 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 4:06

haha fail

snorlaxxx 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 4:18

& F the ppl's lives below the rollercoaster coaster -__-

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