By thewrittenrebel - 28/10/2014 07:40 - South Africa - Bellville

Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31

When I read the first sentence, I thought OP was cutting. The way the FML ended is definetly not nice either, but I was relieved though!

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iAisu 7

So I'm not the only one. Thank God. (Except my pet is a dog.) He tries to bite me all the time and growls when I enter the same room as him. ;-;

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Maaska 16

Ydi for not getting a dog instead

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rocketiquette 20

I'm not sure which I'd rather... Your asshole cat or my cat, who sounds like she's conjuring all the demons from hell at 2am to cough up a hair ball.

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xKai_Axelx 12

I've had several cats for 17 years and I've never seen one viciously attack someone. Well, except on tv.

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MinaRae6 2

try having seven of the same cats.... my life truly sucks ass.

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BrainStew27 12

am I the only one thinking of Calvin and Hobbs?

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Mattlozano12 15

You need to call the guy from the show "My Cat from Hell"

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rocker_chick23 27

I doubt Jackson Galaxy will go to South Africa.

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sem2183 13

Lol time to call Jackson from the show My Cat from Hell

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