Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because...

By klala - 08/02/2012 14:07 - Reserved

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

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By Flavorite - 10/02/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

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Unfair

By bm128902 - 01/10/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By workworkwork - 27/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML

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By NoValentine - 14/02/2009 22:49 - United States

Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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ipwnallmen 10

Monday 8 February 2010 20:31

Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween

pensadoii 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:10

Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

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Iluvmuff 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:03

maybe u should be better lookin:p

elledubb 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:38

who Cares??? it's a card holiday! my bf and I don't celebrate it..

Arwen1957 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:25

That sucks big time are you sure yo don't work with me. I was told that I am on the must be there list at work since nobody cares about me There is a huge snow stom on the way and sadly my ride is my 75 year old Mom

loserface7 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:43

wow that's a fake fml

chely_95 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:06

u should have punched her face off. >:)0

Loosicles 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:40

No worries, Valentines day is a vapid, useless holiday.

observesandgasps 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:48

ydi for not being a pimp.

wonderboy1 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:36

true that #75 its just another holiday which makes people spend loads of money on pointless spoppy gifts only to have their bf/gf cheat on them the next week =]

wonderboy1 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:39

soppy*

davidle1 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 11:35

I would refuse to work that day for my boss especially after a comment like that...I would say nope unless iam getting paid over time I will be at home watching **** and screw you for judging me!