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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By "mala_19" - 04/09/2017 23:15

Today, once again, my boss posted a selfie with a Snapchat filter on the company's Facebook page. She doesn't see how it's unprofessional. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:28

I guess he doesn't like you?

cant7see7me7 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:33

untag it? or tag him it it.

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AlvaTheStarvingA 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:31

And this is why I do not believe in social networking.

nybsucubos 5

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:17

Sorry OP, but you should quit. But that made me LMFAO

missinglink96 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:18

untag yourself. problem solved.

jbsington 8

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:23

you guys are hilarious.

cando707 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:25

you should go to his supervisor with this (it's becoming a big deal in the workplace for not putting up with this sh*t (excuse the pun).

hideyoself 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 20:16

Party pooper

hannah1203 2

Saturday 8 January 2011 20:17

I think your boss is trying to tell you something.

lBMTHl 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:35

And why do you have your boss on Facebook..?

pip74205 9

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:25

If your boss has a boss, you can use that as evidence of mistreatment to get your boss canned.

samantha_142 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 23:18

hahahahahaha

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