Work: Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed...

By ninnang - 09/07/2014 21:37 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 5 601

By Bl6122 - 02/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school's alumni association for my recent passing. I'm still alive! FML

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You deserved it 711

By Whatever01 - 10/03/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

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You deserved it 94 173

Good grief

By Lottie - 04/07/2022 04:00

Today, my boss called me a liar and untrustworthy. Why? Yesterday I went home to grieve, after finding out my father figure is in hospice, but because he's just in hospice and not actually dead yet, that somehow means I lied about his death to get a day off work. What? FML

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Bigmouth strikes again and again

By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 274

By lp525252 - 20/03/2013 10:59 - Australia - Miranda

Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 154

By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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You deserved it 22 098

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00

Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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You deserved it 271

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

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You deserved it 2 391

PoptartsKid 13

Thursday 10 July 2014 10:43

Damn, I'm gonna miss her, she was a great woman.

umerin 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 10:43

Bring her into the office to meet your coworkers. That'll scare the shit out of them.

Comments

mattbaker 17

Thursday 10 July 2014 13:35

Leave that job. You are surrounded by assholes

shredzone 5

Thursday 10 July 2014 13:56

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cadillacgal79 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 14:15

Bring your mom to work, than they'll believe you.

cadillacgal79 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 14:19

Oh, I didn't realize people above me said the same thing already, never mind, I except my downvotes.

shay_serendipity 29

Thursday 10 July 2014 16:10

I'm not exactly sure, but I think another reason you got down voted was for your grammar. Your previous comment should have been "then," and this comment should have been "accept." I don't know, it may just be my inner grammar freak talking, but it could be a possibility...

awkward_gothlady 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:25

It's really annoying when people downvote just because of grammar. It's an international site, so there are a lot of different native languages, and just because someone doesn't have perfect grammar doesn't mean that they're stupid or what they have to say isn't valid.

cadillacgal79 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:47

gee, I'm sorry if I'm still a little tired in the morning and that my brain does not work some days. It's a few typos, not the end of the world.

blazerman_fml 17

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:26

Agreed..Its not the end of the world..people just seem to hate u for no good reason..down voting you for nothing.im gonna try to fix that just a little bit Lol

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:18

THE END IS HERE! PANIC!

shutupshane12 12

Thursday 10 July 2014 14:37

Maybe you should be worried for your mom?

Omniprism 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 15:17

Weird.

awkward_gothlady 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:27

This sounds like a prank to me. Most people wouldn't bring up the denial thing if you tell them your mother isn't actually dead, they just feel embarrassed and offer some sort of apology.