Work: Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting,...

By thecaptainmorgan - 12/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting, due to hypoglycemia. He has now nicknamed me "Fainting Goat" and makes relentless bleating noises every time he sees me. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML

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By Casey - 11/06/2009 12:59 - France

Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 17:24

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

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By worker666 - 13/04/2014 14:51 - United States

Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML

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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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No excuses

By Allergic to Assholes - 30/01/2016 09:33 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for not showing up to work yesterday. It seems going into anaphylactic shock isn't a valid excuse. FML

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Guinea pig

By Anonymous - 19/10/2021 20:00 - Luxembourg

Today, due to increasing frequency and severity of hypoglycemic symptoms, I went to the doctor. Apparently, the pill may have given me a rare form of temporary diabetes. She wants me to be a case study for the next 12 months. FML

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By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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MollySheridan 11

Sunday 12 October 2014 13:10

That's really un-fair of him. You can't help what you have and he should, as your boss, support you, not make fun of you for something you can't control.

Crazynocatlady 22

Sunday 12 October 2014 13:11

Bleat his arse

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oJoy 11

Sunday 12 October 2014 16:35

your boss sound ignorant, I would bring it to the attention of HR.

somewizdom 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:14

Poor FT, I mean OP, your boss should be reported!

somewizdom 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:18

FG*

YourSpecialJoy 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:21

My mum does that too!

mosquito19 14

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:24

video him doing it and call a lawyer.

soulreaper12296 28

Sunday 12 October 2014 18:12

I'm not 100% sure about this situation, but you might be able to go to someone about harassment. A boss should never do that.

Gerenah 9

Sunday 12 October 2014 18:32

Sounds like you got a baaa-d situation there.

MathTeacher1983 1

Sunday 12 October 2014 18:34

I would be going to HR. What he is doing can be classified as harassment.... especially if it is embarrassing you and you have asked him to stop. He has no right to pick on you die to a medical condition you cannot control.

randomgirl1234 20

Sunday 12 October 2014 19:21

Well at least he didn't fire you. I think it's funny and cute of him actually

Akouseur 7

Sunday 12 October 2014 19:26

Making fun of someone's disorder isn't "cute".

Catlover1130 14

Sunday 12 October 2014 19:55

If you've asked him to stop and he doesn't you can take it to HR and report him for harassment. He legally can't make fun of you for something that is out of your control.