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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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Nezani 3

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:39

That's illegal.

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:41

That ************.

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chickenfeet223 11

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:54

Salty..... That's all I got to say

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:56

#27 Then maybe it's best to keep hush.

P1tchB14ck 6

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:54

lawsuit

sarahtolkien 8

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:06

that's illegal! go to hr

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:11

Definitely go to HR. How could he not think that going on a date with her was inappropriate anyway? What a dick.

SunTzu2 9

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:13

If kick him in the balls either way

zarosian 17

Tuesday 13 May 2014 21:33

What are you talking about?

salic77 11

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:28

Hope your boss commits suicide for being a ******* pathetic waste of apace

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:38

Is that legal?

geni310 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:43

so sorry OP, your boss is just being a prick. definitely not your fault.

ObjectiveCurly 6

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:44

I guess he was expecting more then just a date? Maybe next time your Boss should pay for call girl.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:55

Hope your mum doesn't ground you as well. O_O!

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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