By meaganlea - 23/02/2010 05:17 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML
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immafiremylaser 0

Why were you not put off by the initial fact that your boss was giving you a massage? And how did you find out? Did his friends tell you? Do you speak Greek, OP?

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pandemic_fml 0

Well, OP, apparently he wasn't lying, since you let him do it. I would never let any of my bosses touch me like that. It's not like you can claim sexual harassment, considering it seemed like you enjoyed it until you realized he knew the true way into your little shell.

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Flamp1 0

so typical of Greek people, I would know as I have lived there for 10 years

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Roxanna1029 14

Wow, great comment. So you're saying that being creepy is typical of all us Greeks? -_-

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choosemusic 0

um, what the hell were you getting a massage from your boss for anyway?

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ariel_21pr 0

LMFAO!!! What a creeper!

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ladyprime 0

haha am so with u on this y else would she let him touch her like that anyway op ydi

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arb1513 0

that's a little, I mean a lot, creepy

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LtBrenton 16

Guys, guys. I live in Greece, on one of the more laid back (read: crazy) islands. I can say from experience OP's boss was having a joke with his friends. A particularly awesome one too XD, sounds like the sort of thing...yeah, most of my friends would pull :P There's nothing seriously creepy/sexual behind it, I'm gonna call 'culture difference' on this :P

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Angi95 3

must be a foreign thing. cause of my boss or well any guy frankly said " if you feed them they let you touch them" yeah I'd have to say creeper on that one. free tortoleni I'll take back massage I'll pass lol

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