By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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Savra_fml 17

Boss "Why aren't you at work?" OP "Ummm.....because I work real hard you gave me a pay raise and told me to take 4 weeks off, paid of course, as a bonus." *OP walking out of workplace totally unnoticed by boss standing out door* Boss "Sounds like me. Good job. See you in a month" Have fun OP.

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AthleticSwaqq 8

Haha, wow. O.o come on.... I moderated some really good ones.. Well better than this one. This isn't actually and FML moment... -.-

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Miss_Attitude96 24

You just blend in with the background. Like a chameleon. O.o

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Ikickmidgets 11

file a harassment complaint, they'll never forget you again.

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ItsTheKing 10

Ok. In that case I'll file a harassment complaint every time someone forgets my name.

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Liimitless 6

Grab a megaphone an shout right into her ear

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peptidoglycan 4

Grab her in the butt every morning so she knows you're there.

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FrancisMX3 6

And then OP's boss would ask him why he was still working there.

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Savra_fml 17

Boss "Why aren't you at work?" OP "Ummm.....because I work real hard you gave me a pay raise and told me to take 4 weeks off, paid of course, as a bonus." *OP walking out of workplace totally unnoticed by boss standing out door* Boss "Sounds like me. Good job. See you in a month" Have fun OP.

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xXxAPersonxXx 6

You want OP to but their boss ass on fire?

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perdix 29

Maybe you should submit an FML about that.

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vitaldisplay 0

Slap your boss for me please. Cause that's just dumb

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pwnman 33

True, as long as he didn't get fired. Not a big deal

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