By offtothejobcentre - 31/12/2012 22:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML
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andiewithlove 21

She does, however, have dangerously high levels of bitch.

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Steve95401 49

I remember an episode of "Grey's Anatomy" where someone was treated for that condition.

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hazardmuffin 21

Why were you even embarrassed? Maybe she ought to have been embarrassed about having illegible handwriting.

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cartedor 18

Too funny. "dangerously low levels" haha. Honestly, I couldn't even guess what it was suppose to say....

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MyCommentsSuck 21

When you're low, you're low. And we just can't let that stay that way, can we men?

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lambda_fml 40

OR it could have been a sign for him, but he just took it literally.

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lambda_fml 40

You should have helped her with it OP.

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1zar1 10

Sounds like your coworker should train to be a doctor.

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zolziski 11

My apologies if someone else has said this already, but I'm wondering why the OP was embarrassed she couldn't read the co-worker's handwriting? Surely it's the co-worker that should feel embarrassed that their handwriting is that bad, right?

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davek 36

Dafuq? Also, I've got a prescription for that...

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R3DA55 6

Sounds like the employee needs an HBI to cure that condition! (Hot Beef Injection)

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ninjacow123 6

What did the scout say about how many times this person deserved it? It is over 9000!!

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