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By stickygoober - 20/11/2018 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 837

You deserved it 7 323

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Whiner!

By mrjude - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 175

You deserved it 207

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 724

You deserved it 176

By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 730

You deserved it 18 525

Slackers

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 21:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 090

You deserved it 1 514

By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 429

You deserved it 2 938

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 125

You deserved it 7 930

The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 055

You deserved it 907

By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 527

You deserved it 10 700

By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 749

You deserved it 4 532

I can't take it anymore

By genn - 23/05/2023 18:00

Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 832

You deserved it 112

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 3 November 2018 17:52

You've come to the wrong place if you want sympathy for this. You not only deserve the shame from making your colleagues suffer for your stupidity, but you also deserve the words "I'm a moron" tattooed on your forehead, in Comic Sans, as a double dose of humiliation.

Ghostrui 30

Thursday 1 November 2018 3:21

And they have good reason to be.

Comments

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 21 November 2018 2:37

Watch Netflix on your own time. You don't get paid to entertain your lazy ass. I'm surprised you still have your job.

donb23 23

Wednesday 21 November 2018 4:38

Well arn't you the life of the party!

Alup132 22

Wednesday 21 November 2018 4:42

That’s like saying you robbed a store and now they’re gonna arrested, and you’re upset that you’ve been caught. I hope you posted this purposely so that people would tell you it’s your fault...

blondie45 21

Wednesday 21 November 2018 5:03

It amazes me that some people have a problem actually realizing that a job means being paid to WORK...

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 21 November 2018 6:10

Twat

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 22 November 2018 16:28

Or bellend, or wanker, or some other third thing. Thanks a lot, mom.

MikuandKaito 24

Wednesday 21 November 2018 6:30

That is not fair...for them, not you. This isn't elementary school, why should everyone be punished for your mistake?

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 21 November 2018 22:18

I hit the wrong button! I'm sorry!

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 21 November 2018 7:38

More an FML for your coworkers and it is a shock that you have not been fired for what you did.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Wednesday 21 November 2018 9:39

Well duh, you ruined it for everyone Hope you get the sack

zuckerburg 21

Wednesday 21 November 2018 12:11

In the army, we would have taken soap, put it in our socks, and beat the living shit out of you for bringing down the entire platoon with your attitude - My Dad 2001