Work: Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken...

By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.

Welshite 39

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

That must have been rather fowl.

Comments

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Friday 22 August 2014 20:12

This is the sort of story that raises more questions than it answers.

amazinglilangel 6

Friday 22 August 2014 20:15

Omg that is so unsanitary.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 22 August 2014 20:21

On accident or purpose?

nevergetsfirst 11

Friday 22 August 2014 20:47

BY accident or ON purpose. That common mistake makes me want to claw my eyes out.

wordnerd17 10

Friday 22 August 2014 20:25

File a complaint! That is definitely harassment.

joshi42 16

Friday 22 August 2014 20:32

Sue him

captainsmegma 12

Friday 22 August 2014 21:04

Someone always has that answer. The world would be so much better if people would get off their ass and quit watching the lawyer commercials on tv.

loveisatrap 6

Friday 22 August 2014 20:56

mmmh... Original...

squarecircles 13

Friday 22 August 2014 21:12

No that's not how you play chicken.

hail_hydra 13

Friday 22 August 2014 21:12

does he watch bajancanadian on YouTube

amisenho 11

Friday 22 August 2014 21:56

Is your boss's name Link? That sounds like something he'd do to the person that was able to sic all those chickens on him in the first place.

BenjiX_fml 13

Friday 22 August 2014 22:21

Your boss sounds awesome

interesting33 36

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:11

Her boss sounds like they have issues and raw chicken breast is dangerous - can give you food poisoning.

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