Work: Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken... - FML

By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

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By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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Top comments

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.

Welshite 39

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

That must have been rather fowl.

Comments

cookiemonster116 15

Friday 22 August 2014 22:26

This FML needs a followup

ladybugz23 13

Friday 22 August 2014 22:53

wtf? why?

XBurytheCastleX 25

Friday 22 August 2014 23:07

I I were you I would have looked at him horrified, screamed "I'm vegan!" And start crying. It scares them.

otumboo 10

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:17

I'm wondering what exactly you did to deserve a raw chicken breast slap against face .

zoeconner 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:27

I think this requires a follow-up.

Alchemist_21 26

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:31

Must have been time to bump it up a notch. BAM!

Ziggy122 15

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:00

Is your boss Gordon Ramsay?

KittehFreak 25

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:11

Kinky.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:43

A lot more information is needed here, but I can just picture that! You know, kinky is using the feather. But it's perverted if you're using the whole chicken!

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 7 October 2014 12:40

But this wasn't the WHOLE chicken, just the breast. Which is more than a feather, granted, so...

Red_Rising 13

Saturday 23 August 2014 2:01

What the hell is your job?!

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