By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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Donat96 20

I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

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new_Combray 4

They certainly think that you are in safe hands...

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onlychildFTW 33

Not a good first impression at all. Hey, he didn't do it on pourpose though!

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Il_Maestro 6

13- I read your comment in the voice of the dude in the Allstate commercial.

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nofearjenshere 12

Are you in good hands?

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rcgirl2 11

What the hell was he doing?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Nothing! He just gave her a high five... In the face... With a rock.

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Trisha_aus 15

Hope op's bf's name isn't Gaylord focker

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BandWagonGuy 8

42, what the martha focker you talking about?

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Way to break them in. Who nose... Maybe they'll snot be too upset.

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uberdubers 3

OP's parents may booger for a while though. "Bug her" Eh, I tried.

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dominguez89 6

:-) ""I see what you did there"" :-)

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gonad_gobbler 1

Oh man, who nose what your parents are going to do to him

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Too quick to kiss?

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Amethyst888 14

Wow I almost forgot about that FML! Where the girlfriend went in for the kiss too fast and broke her boyfriend's nose, I loved that one! :)

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Tooth. Not the nose, she broke his tooth.

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safaeita 32

yeah i remember it was a tooth too

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flashback.miss 28

The scenarios of how that came to pass are interesting to imagine. But, good luck with explaining it to your parents.

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Harpy20 24

I think he might've misunderstood "brown-nosing".

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Better that than a broken heart.

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