By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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Donat96 20

I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

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xmichigo3 0

Was he trying to play "I got your nose!"? Or did you fall for the "If your hand fits your face it means you have cancer." thing?

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Mitcha857 0

^ I'm laughing hysterically about the idea of House looking like that while saying this comment.

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xmichigo3 0

Why thanks! As am I... As am I… >.>

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pexy_fml 16

I way to show your parents, how he intend to take care of you

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Well, it was--as you said--an accident. I'm just surprised we're not seeing his FML from him on the other perspective!

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sup_life 0

Well I hope your parents aren't too nosy and now worry bout you and stalk you everywhere with your abusive boyfriend :p

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YouJustGotMozzd 0

Sounds Like Rhianna and Chris Brown incident... YLS...

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pogue36 5

I would love to hear the expiation for that. Haha

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eccentrix 12

Why should he have to expiate? It was an accident.

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The_CL0GGER 0

Actually, he may need to expiate, they may not know it was an accident

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