By blower - 11/04/2011 04:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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mmedeiros14 0

well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary

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Mirorbo 26

*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!

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mountneer 0

I think there is a simple way to solve this problem; first date bj's!

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WoGxFALLEN 0

so you gave him a BJ after one month?

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amberita28 0

That's what I was thinking! Easy sleazy! That's why he doesn't give a crap about her.

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killakalli 1

Are you guys crazy? This dude had to put in one month of work for a BJ, that sounds about the opposite of easy to me. Get with it ladies, you should be blowing within a week tops.

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hysterical 1

That's exactly what I was thinking... only a month?

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Shamandalie89 32

Wow, I knew people on this site can be really judgmental, but calling OP "easy" just because she gave his boyfriend of a month a BJ? Ridiculous.

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soccerchick_1994 8

thats awesome. lol

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tencentsakiss 19

Now all of your future boyfriends can read this FML and know roughly how long they can expect to wait for their first ******** after they start dating you. The Internet is always a helpful place!

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Chunkylover76 4

Something tells memory wasn't his mind she was blowing!! ;)

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

that's sooo sweet! how many years have you been together?

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yuggi1 11

Oops, thanks for reminding me I ever had a ********. I forgot! /kidding.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Lol I fail. hope it didn't take you too long to forgive him op!

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