Sex, Anniversary and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not...

By blower - 11/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML

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Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

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New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

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Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By Disappointed - 30/05/2015 20:05 - United States - Lexington

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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mmedeiros14 0

Monday 11 April 2011 11:59

well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary

Mirorbo 26

Monday 11 April 2011 12:34

*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!

Comments

Desurain23 0

Monday 11 April 2011 13:45

am i the only one who noticed how she blew him the day they started dating? what a jezebel

tayza249 20

Monday 11 April 2011 14:03

actually it was a month later. read it properly.

lookcutelivedirt 0

Monday 11 April 2011 15:49

it's called be easy

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 11 April 2011 23:00

I figure if we just defined "dating" as 'commencing the moment she gives you a ********', then we wouldn't have this problem any more.

stilldrunk88 6

Monday 11 April 2011 14:00

Did he wash the dishes?

Monkyman2006 1

Monday 11 April 2011 14:02

how long have you been together? because the "which he forgot last month" part makes it sound like not very long... some people don't celebrate an anniversary every month, they do it after a year.

Monkyman2006 1

Monday 11 April 2011 14:03

How long have you been together? the "which he forgot last month" part makes it seem like not very long. not everyone celebrates a monthly anniversary, some people do it every year...

mollyjynxjax 28

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:00

That's not what she means. Their 5 year (as it states in the FML) anniversary was the month before.

mollyjynxjax 28

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:04

Whoops, wrong FML on the 5 years part

pesky132 0

Monday 11 April 2011 14:09

I REMEMER MINE it was 3/25/11

Jimboom 11

Monday 11 April 2011 14:15

Must have been a good *******. Heres a solution for you though. Suggest to him that if he does good on the next anniversary you will give him a BJ he will never forget. Then if he does good give it to him and every subsequent year he will remember just on the off chance he will get treats after. ;-)

edteach 0

Monday 11 April 2011 14:16

lol I don't have to actively remember it, we have the technology fella's set and alert on your calendar/phone/internets/whatever's ... for the record male bashing is so lame , lets be fair, there's just as many inconsiderate, unfaithful, and crazies in the female side of the world!