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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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By susiedoggles - 05/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Milford

Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML

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Is it a fetish or just gross?

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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Monday 1 February 2010 9:05

You're dating a furry.

DogmaT_fml 4

Monday 1 February 2010 9:13

well maybe you are supposed to find his nuts and then find a hole for them somewhere

Comments

effedupfml 5

Monday 1 February 2010 11:24

gay furry love. =/

Endymion_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:39

Offer to dress as a ghost and let him be Pac-Man.

jerkwad 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:59

ahaaahaha. awesome

lost1994 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:23

lol me and my friends did that for halloween... but sex wasn't involved =(

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:02

Maybe in 3 years, lost.

ChaplainNinja 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:49

That's a big cup o' creepy tea.

kingwaldo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:49

Whoa, man. That's kinda creepy.

tralu 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:50

Did you agree to steal his nuts from him?

paprikacha 9

Monday 1 February 2010 11:50

It's definitely not a YDI, but it's too amusing to be an FYL...and honestly, OP, your boyfriend's fetish could be a whole lot worse. ...although this is pretty epic.