Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By ashlyn - 06/08/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By slut - 02/07/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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Saturday 6 August 2011 1:32

2 secrets in 1 apparently

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Saturday 6 August 2011 1:40

victor's secret

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badintentions 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:33

how much do u want to bet your weirdo boyfriend sniffed the crotch of that thong a few times?

maidofawesome 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:38

Uhhh...

SageAnonymous 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:41

Your boyfriends pretty kinky. Hopping that it wasn't dirty either.

cooxoxo 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:06

Damn...I don't know what I would do if that happened........

mosbitch 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:16

I can't decide who's more traumatized. U having a double life dad or ur bf knowing he got off not just another man but ur dad!

HeySailor 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:20

eeeehheewww! xD

kylebeast11 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:45

Haha that's wrong on so many levels

mustasho 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:45

Can you say........ Homosexual? :o

xoxLovely 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:48

Wait.. Men wear thongs??? Lmfao wtf?

hayleebug4u 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:57

Your dad wears lacy black thongs??

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