Weird and Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was...

By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

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You deserved it 5 097

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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You deserved it 4 914

By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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You deserved it 16 568

By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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You deserved it 2 537

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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You deserved it 290

Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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You deserved it 4 411

Turn on

By bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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You deserved it 9 765

To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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You deserved it 237

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 846

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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You deserved it 6 665

Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

carleybeak 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:26

A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?

1seven1 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:26

Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes

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j_cat187 19

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:29

That's the absolute worst fetich ever. ******* nasty

geon_olam 17

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:29

Gilf??

yousodi 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:09

Awesome

tessie16 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:29

Quit baking him cookies.

twofirstnames 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:30

Make him some cookies ;)

icw 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:02

lol

TheDog6 24

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:33

Here's some advice: Leave while you can!

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:33

If you're 40, this is mildly amusing, but if you're 16, it's ******* hilarious! If you want to get rid if this weirdo, stop douching with mothballs.

TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:40

Have u ever smelt mothballs?? How did u get ur big nose between them tiny legs? O.o

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:58

Fail. ^

MakeAScene 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:58

^Omg, lmfao.

ohsheet 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:34

That's ******* weird...

cicpjaky 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:34

Shit happens

KristantheGreat 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:38

at least he likes you....?

illabye 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:39

That is just disturbing...

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Same thing different taste

Kinkshaming

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Hmmm, twins

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