Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when...

By pandroida - 25/10/2009 15:56 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML

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By Amy - 10/01/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML

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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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By xxemetahxx - 11/07/2019 06:00

Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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Toxic masculinity FTW

By Anonymous - 02/07/2021 18:01 - South Africa - Bryanston

Today, I found that my boyfriend and his friend sends nudes of other girls to each other and then comment on them. When I confronted him, I was told that I was wrong for being upset "because this is just what men do". FML

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Silentknight 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:42

that's a lousy defense. but that doesn't make him the only boyfriend who looks; it just makes him the only one who admits it. give him extra points for honesty, and make it clear that he can look but don't touch.

perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 20:07

Tell him that's OK, when you check out other guys, you're not looking at their cocks, just the balls. Fair's fair.

Comments

saunder 0

Monday 26 October 2009 15:15

hmm its totaly normal isnt it?

Coltronics 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:54

so if that twilight dood is waggin his package around, you would tell you're bf that you only look at him, pfff yeah right.. heh

Coly_hrap 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:41

the real question is... do people refer to you as pancake ass and that's why your insecure? otherwise the only fml in this is that you're never gonna get over your insecurities like a curse

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:24

"Today I found out my boyfriend is dumb, tactless, and, apparently, a man. FML"

In2Ndo 1

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:49

I would say... we all (men and women) do.. but to give you ladies the benefit of the doubt... :-) we All do.. let's see some hands... of women that didn't take that second look of that really, really hot guy..? poster included...

andrew_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 13:42

theres nothing wrong with that.. so your saying youve never looked at a guy and thought hes hot you totally deserve it, cos its normal.

feed_the_ducks 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 5:19

okay and...I'm sure you have checked out a gorgeous guy when with your boyfriend, it's human nature to check out people we find beautiful.

maruchan 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:47

Whiner. Why is this an FML?

barjputain 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:59

I would think my man was gay if they didnt check out other gurls! the way i see it, its's simple comparison. I dont have a low self confidence. Hell, even I look at gurls sometimes! ;)