By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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Palirose 22

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!

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Ambient25 24

Why did you sext him? Why didn't you just....do it...

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Pinkpoogle 3

Maybe they are in a long distance relationship. Or maybe they're in separate colleges? Could be a multitude of reasons

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Enslaved 36

Or maybe try something new to spice up their relationship when they're apart? You'd be surprised what a few words can do.(:

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01Ben21 10

I love Star Wars, but sexy time = sexy time. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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Dramori 29

"I don't care what you smell, just get in there you big lug!"

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baconeggs142 4

The target area is only two meters wide.A precise hit will start a chain reaction. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction.

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kunlunkid 3

(in ominous wheezy James Earl Jones voice) I find your lack of arousal disturbing...

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tj4234 35

Was it not the experience you were looking for?

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NodakN8V 25

Gave up and used the droid army did ya.....

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perdix 29

What a Wookie mistake!

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