By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.

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LIEKEFRIET 0

Why the **** would you buy him a flatscreen tv for your 5th anniversary!? Maybe your 50th anniversary..ok.. So of course he didn't get you an expensive gift like that! Cause he's not a dumbass!

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XxDarkSatoshixX 0

take back the tv for yourself and idk about the seat though...

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SarlaccBits 0

Again with these fake anniversaries. Guys don’t care about this arbitrary date you pick to celebrate nothing! It’s not an anniversary until you are married… it’s just another day that nothing all that spectacular happened. Why not just show your boyfriend all year how much you love him and care for him instead of trying to get him to buy you an expensive gift for no reason on some made up holiday.

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sbarre1 0

Not everyone wants to get married. It's a celebration of your time together, and in the case of being together for 5 years, it's completely understandable. But hey, TVs are something you can both enjoy!!!!

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weather_woman 0

you are dumb.....anniversaries are big deals to some people. 5 years is a long time. you probably havent been with someone for that long. if someone wants to celebrate how long they have been together, let them. dont say its dumb just because you dont celebrate it.

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perdix 29

Didja notice that he's too cheap to buy an engagement ring after FIVE years? He's probably enjoying the free milk (or, at least, low-cost milk) while he waits for a prettier, younger, hotter cow to come along.

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weather_woman 0

guys sit when they take a crap....most guys spend more time sitting on the toilet than girls do

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NBeaverhausen 0

oh, I hope he always puts it down for you, you wouldn't want to touch a dirty ol toilet seat Miss Princess

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Sweets_wtc 0

I'm tired of these stories, most women want EVERYTHING

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Laurasian 0

There is no way that he HASN'T been like this for the past FIVE YEARS. Get over it because it's what you chose or get the guts to leave.

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