Love: Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary....

By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2014 01:07 - United Kingdom - Burnley

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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By Tamps - 13/02/2009 09:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML

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By Andrexwife - 31/07/2009 07:03 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML

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By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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thinecowgoesmoo 0

Monday 21 December 2009 9:09

Shitty. Hehehe.

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 21 December 2009 9:11

I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.

Comments

Laurasian 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 14:10

muffinsareyummy 1

Wednesday 23 December 2009 8:46

trying to buy his love, ay?

Comentator 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 13:12

Don't blow him for a couple of weeks...he will change

beertime36 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 14:15

what if he bought you a brand new car? Would you want him to be upset that he only got a flat screen TV and demands you to buy something equal to the car? or is it you just find it insulting that he got you toilet sit cover? Next time be more precise! Either way you are in fact ******.

randall567 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:33

It's the thought that counts lol

leadrunner751 3

Wednesday 6 January 2010 5:56

he didn't know you were going full-scale

newyork786 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 9:02

oh time to move on he's def not serious...stop spending on him!

fangobra 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 17:33

... How the hell can you have an anniversary if you aren't married? Proper romantic relationships don't have beginning dates, so where would you count from? That said, if you get married he will feel obliged to get you something good as your hubby.