By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
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PokeyStix 3

Better than being turned off by smelly feet!

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epoh_fml 0

tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved. I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .

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feathers1000 2

your joking arn't you ,,, the poor guy obviously has a problem and all you can do is bitch and moan what a great catch you are. what a mole

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pixietron 0

how the hell did he get his pants off? that's really weird and I wouldn't even entertain his insecurities like that, i'd show him the bathroom and tell him it's nothing to be ashamed of

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Samuel55 7

It is totally normal for people to have smelly feet

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blue_eyes4602 0

it must have not been that great of sex if all you were thinking about was him keeping his shoes on.

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choosemusic 0

nooo, it was for a quick getaway if you were horrible at the sex. duh.

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upintheorange 5

eh, you're probably ******* Satan and he didn't want you to see the cloven hooves.

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brainonska08 0

lol omg why wouldn't he just go wash them then? sooo weird!

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