Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both...

By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gross, dude

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 03:00

Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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Steamy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 06:35

Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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So cute

By Anonymous - 23/02/2014 17:29 - United States - Canastota

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2016 18:22

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex in the same bed my dog pooped in because we were both too polite to ask the other person why they smelt like shit. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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PokeyStix 3

Wednesday 2 June 2010 1:33

Better than being turned off by smelly feet!

epoh_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 1:30

tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved. I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .

Comments

brnybrwn 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 6:56

awww!! poor u and him! he's nervous and ur feelin awkward! cute tho

YevKassem 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:34

seriously who cares?

meneedlove 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 14:52

I was like, how the **** can you do something like this!? then I read UK...ahhh that explains a lot!

Bobissmall 13

Friday 4 June 2010 0:01

I was going to flame you for that... but yeah... im from UK and know way too many weird people to disagree ¬_¬

terriibabiiix23 0

Friday 4 June 2010 2:12

lmfaoo. does he even shower?! cause if he did maybe, his feet wouldn't be so smelly... just saying.

deviousstang 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 0:39

fail on him

honeybee366 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:53

that's kinda sweet of him.

misarei 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 3:58

that's disgusting. how can you even go through with that?

JYxforever 3

Monday 7 June 2010 15:25

LMFAOOOOOO THAT'S ATTRACTING XD HAHA!

JokeMeister 0

Monday 7 June 2010 22:24

Reschedule then.

Baker_FoCo 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 18:09

Shoes help to keep traction during the acrobatic positions. A little added height helps a lot with the jackhammer poh-sish. Also, smelly feet is a huge turn-off. The guy did the best he could at the time.