By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
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halcyon93 16

Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

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e_p_owen 7

(8) I just had seeexx & it feels soooo... HOLY SHIT WHAT THE ****, OMG MY DICK!

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gameover18 17

Remember when people said you have to be emotional ready. I never understood that. I think I understand that now.

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worldclassrager 39

I don't think he didn't know the basics of sex...but it is true sex education doesn't give anything about breaking the hymen

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jjones0818 12

Ugh! Too young for that! Should talk with a school counselor about this traumatic experience. Also, highly suggest mentioning it to the health teacher. Time to review!!!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I wouldn't think he'd need a counselor... He's probably not that ****** up about it, especially if she explained what it really was...

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hmrhoades 18

What I'm wondering is why weren't they using a condom?

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inolongercare 19

You obviously weren't old enough and mature enough to be having sex

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

You werent cautious enough when breaking his hymen...

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stargirl_95 24

Huh? I thought European countries had really good sex ed which is why they have some of the lowest rates of teen pregnancies and STD transmissions? Weren't you guys paying attention in class?

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limabeans101029 20

58- I'm from England so it's probably different in Portugal, but I had quite good sex ed in terms of STDs and contraception but I don't think they taught us anything about actually having sex and what might happen (such as the hymen stretching/tearing).

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jujuthefroggy_fml 16

As Europe is not a country, you can't just make a general statemant like that.

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amisenho 11

#96: She said, "European countries," not, "the country of Europe."

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nightdreamer13 9

I'm from Portugal and I can confirm that we do indeed have many hours of sex ed. This is a part of biology classes and there is more focus on this subject on 9th grade. Some schools even give condoms and tampons (for the ladies). What is most interesting is that many hours of sex ed focus on the anatomy so the OP should know this, unless he is more than 30 years old or he comes from a all boys private school... in that case there's no sex ed.

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