Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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Like a virgin

By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde

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Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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Raise the pressure

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By nr1234 - 24/05/2011 04:27 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Mood ruiner

By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

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Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

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Top comments

halcyon93 16

Friday 22 August 2014 5:11

Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

KristaAaronn 25

Friday 22 August 2014 5:12

I think he needs a sex ed class

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 22 August 2014 16:37

How old was he?

kgall19 3

Friday 22 August 2014 17:03

you guys should know that when you Have sex you shouldn't bleed. the hymen doesn't "break" bleeding occurs when you do noooo foreplay and you end up ripping youre ******

fj19 9

Friday 22 August 2014 17:04

Sorry for your girlfriend, OP. haha.

allieallie18 7

Friday 22 August 2014 20:09

op is the girlfriend

amisenho 11

Friday 22 August 2014 18:35

OP's Boyfriend: Oh, shit! "Teeth" was totally real! ****** dentata is reeeeeeeeaallllllll!

svtSandman 3

Friday 22 August 2014 19:39

Ik the sex ed class never told us what happens when a girl loses her virginity

BreathingClover 19

Friday 22 August 2014 19:42

That's hot

GanJwAR15 3

Friday 22 August 2014 19:49

Lmfao! Too funny.

Saraishi 24

Friday 22 August 2014 20:53

Well, he either was too nervous or doesn't understand how things work.

MisterGasMoney 16

Friday 22 August 2014 21:47

How old are you both?

haydenzare 4

Friday 22 August 2014 21:56

Pussy mofo

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