By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 588
You deserved it 9 615

Same thing different taste

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Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?

The car hit you, or you pulled out in front of someone illegally?

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well if a car hit you then wouldnt it be that persons fault?

well the amount of damage is irrelevant b/c the other person's insurance will cover every cent if he really hit you. but fyl anyway because it is always an annoyance to be without your car for a week while it's getting fixed.

The amount of damage is irrelevant. However, your logic is utter nonsense, and is also completely irrelevant. You pull in front of a car, it is totally plausible that it is your fault.

you can milk this one honey... he'll never win another argument! =D

Gavik 0

The **** are you on bitch? She just ruined his truck! THE MAN'S ******* TRUCK! She better be on her knees 2 hours a day for the next year.

ok little one... listen closely. If you make your girlfriend go to the store to buy a ******* plunger, you're an asshole. If she gets into an accident on the way to the store, you're a bigger asshole. Sexist or not... you should NEVER make your girlfriend do the plumbing if you live together. Good lord... man up, go to the store and fix the clog. At the VERY least, he should have gone with her. He deserves a wrecked truck for being an inconsiderate ass who's too lazy to fix a minor plumbing issue. She can, in fact, milk this for all it's worth. Every time he comes up with a LAME, "I'm a lazy asshole", excuse for not getting the job done (IE - a plunger is too expensive), she can throw this back in his face.

suckstobey0u 0

Typical feminist hypocrite. You want equality, but not if it's something "icky" like plunging a toilet.

this has nothing to do with "equality".... it has everything to do with being a nice guy. If it got to the point where she had to storm out and go buy one herself, her boyfriend was being a prick. Perhaps he was the one scared of the icky toilet.

LadyKaya 0

or perhaps it was a mutual argument? If she clogged it, she should fix it. I'm a chick, and I know that. Do you want to unclog your guy's crap? No? Get over yourself, then. He doesn't want to fix it when you do it either. Neither one should milk this, he should find out if she's ok, then they should figure out what to do and move on. But I'm still on the guy's side, if she clogged it. If she's a big enough bitch to make him do it, she deserved it for making an argument and not fixing it, and he didn't deserve his truck to be messed up. If he clogged it, yeah, maybe he was being an ass, but I don't see what that has to do with him having to be the one to go to the store??? Why in the world does that matter? Geez, I'm a girl, and I want to tell you off. That should tell you a little something. Put on your big girl panties and get over it.

Ok...you're a girl. Doesn't mean you've been in a serious live-in relationship and have the experience to relate to this. If you had, you'd know exactly where I'm coming from. Sometimes I forget that I'm speaking to a room full of teenagers still living with mommy.

LadyKaya 0

Ok, so you've lived with a guy. So have I, Ms. Priss. I don't really give a shit what you think, as you obviously think your shit doesn't stink, so other people should have to unclog it for you.

sweetheart.... I'm married. I've lived with a guy for 13 years. does that make my shit odorless? umm... no. But again... if you had actually lived with a guy, you'd know what I'm talking about. Honestly, my original post was intended to be humorous... then I get attacked by a bunch of kids telling me not to get my panties in a bunch. wtf? My humor obviously went over all of your heads... I guess it really doesn't surprise me.

LadyKaya 0

If you're so wise and experienced, go talk to Oprah, cause I don't really care what you have to say. I had a go at the advice you gave, and you call me a teenager? I'm sorry, where was that relevant? If you don't have something relevant to say, get off your high horse and go unclog the toilet like a real woman, instead of some old bitch who sits on her fat ass and whines about the "younger generation". Real girls can take shit as well as give it. You give shit and ask someone else to deal with it. ;)

oh for **** sake..... go talk to Oprah? wtf.... what does that even mean? Honestly, if it were me... I would have stuck my hand in to remove the clog... regardless of whose shit was stuck up there. Shit washes off, clogs can cause serious damage. Would you have stuck your hand in? I'm, curious. How's that for being a woman... The fact that I'm willing to do that, and the OP's boyfriend whined about it, makes me less sympathetic towards him.

You seriously would have stuck your hand in shit?? Thats just nasty!! Yellow feces Yellowing of feces can be caused by an infection known as Giardiasis, which derives its name from Giardia, a microscopic parasitic organism that can cause severe and communicable yellow diarrhea. Another cause of yellowing is a condition known as Gilbert's Syndrome. This condition is characterized by jaundice and hyperbilirubinemia when too much bilirubin is present in the circulating blood. Diseases you can and WILL most likely get due to sticking your hand down the toilet Bacteroides species Salmonella and Shigella Yersinia tends to be incubated at 30 °C (86 °F), which is cooler than usual Campylobacter incubated at 42 °C (108 °F), in a special environment Aeromonas Candida if the person is immunosuppressed (e.g., undergoing cancer treatment) E. coli O157 if blood is visible in the stool sample Cryptosporidium Entamoeba histolytica And you'd still do that?? Ewww.. Btw, if you're so bothered by the teenagers on here then why dont you go iron or clean or whatever it is you do and save your desperate housewibe ranting for someone else sweetheart! Grow up

while I appreciate the biology lesson... why don't you go ahead and post all of germs and diseases we're exposed to every time we enter a public bathroom. Better yet, you should read up on household germs and where the most contaminants live. FYI - it's not the bathroom. Figured a germaphobe would know this stuff. I wouldn't stick my hand in a toilet and then put it in my mouth, nose, eyes.... great thing about bathrooms - there's a sink with a large amount of soap at your disposal. I admit that I have unclogged a toilet that way before and no, I didn't get sick. Shocked? Grossed out? Who needs to grow up? You can call me an old desperate housewife all you want... doesn't change the fact that your opinion of this FML changes once you're had the experience of living with someone long term. I know the next comment will be someone talking all about how I'm wrong and that they've lived with someone yada yada yada... it's so cool how you can type anything you want in this little box....

perfectwinds 0

Or why don't you stop a meaningless argument with someone when you're so obviously losing? You tell her to go somewhere else, why don't you? You don't have to read her responses, yet you do and apparently do research on them, too. You complain that she's being a bitch but honey, from the outside you're BOTH arguing. It takes two to tango. So why don't YOU put on YOUR big girl panties and get out while you still have a little bit of your dignity (what's left of it after your yellow feces post when nobody even mentioned that the clog was a bowel movement or just toilet paper let alone jaundiced) in tact.

Gavik 0

The fact of the matter is, my dear lady, is that the "asshole" you seem to deplore to passionately is the exact image of the man you most desire - you and your womanly peers seek only one thing in life - a ******** who will fulfill your rape fantasy after you get drunk and dance on the bar table again and never call you after that night.

Gavik 0

Also, if you feel so passionately about an argument on FML, it shows you are utterly powerless completely unable to manage your real life problems. Just saying...

Thank you for contributing your deep words of wisdom...

you shouldnt have pulled out infront of them...YOUR FAULT

Okay. It's sexist. Who gives a **** bitch? 2010 Resolution? Totally turn PC on its head.

atenza 0

woman driver. what the hell do you expect. btw you are ******* retarded i hope he dumps your ass and beats you with a bat

Oh great, another sexist comment. Anyway, OP do you really think you should stay with a guy who gets upset over a.....plunger?

somethingnew319 0

how is tht bad they hit u so they pay

Traffic has the right of way. Unless there was an all-way stop or a traffic light, this is absolutely the OP's fault.

tacoman007 2

You know plungers are very complicated devices, and having one that works properly and at top-notch performance could cost quite a hefty sum.