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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By Not Amish FFS - 17/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By thenewgirl29 - 05/02/2015 16:42 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

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By iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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baseballplaya5 7

Monday 12 December 2011 15:54

Studying the regions of each other?

duckie227 22

Monday 12 December 2011 15:55

You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...

Comments

StromyG2 10

Friday 16 December 2011 19:56

Your life sucks, but not as much as his. He needs to move out.

TheSwimminKat 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:03

That's what u get when u actully did in the house...

iamcoolyo 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 16:52

I have a novel idea. Your bf should find his own damn house

fanpire411 4

Monday 19 December 2011 3:20

Dusting SexEd?

thefuckinloser 6

Monday 2 January 2012 13:43

her house you will respect the rules......i hope you got some first

brinicole333 13

Friday 3 February 2012 3:05

Were you studying biology? ;)

bestnamever 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:40

YDI for dating someone younger than you

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:21

Sounds like its time for one of you to get your own place. Or study in the dorms.

GeorgiaBea 28

Tuesday 29 December 2015 4:39

Maaaaaa, the meatloaf!! But seriously OP, you should respect the rules of his mom. There are several coffee shops that are open 24 hours, or you can book a room. And if you are in school, many school libraries are open late. Ours was open till midnight, and 2am during midterms and finals.