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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By Not Amish FFS - 17/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By thenewgirl29 - 05/02/2015 16:42 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

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By iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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baseballplaya5 7

Monday 12 December 2011 15:54

Studying the regions of each other?

duckie227 22

Monday 12 December 2011 15:55

You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...

Comments

wooley29 8

Monday 12 December 2011 18:31

Her house, her rules.

lmaoatall 6

Monday 12 December 2011 18:34

Did she insist on spanking your boyfriend?

eatpraylovee44 0

Monday 12 December 2011 19:04

Haha Cougar;$

KillaFrog803 0

Monday 12 December 2011 19:11

Sounds more like you need a bf who doesn't live with his mommy!

kaykay20 0

Monday 12 December 2011 19:15

I assume he's just visiting but usually parents are ok with the kids bf/gf after they become adults unless they see them as really bad for them. Is she against sex before marriage and given a reason to be so paranoid?

Pazu_fml 10

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:46

I imagine it has little to nothing to do with moral objections to unmarried couples having sex, and everything to do with them being disruptive late at night when the parents are trying to sleep so they can work the next day. If a guest in my house is being unreasonably disruptive late at night, I don't care if they're having sex or playing board games, I'm kicking them out.

KDT7688 3

Monday 12 December 2011 19:21

You may both be adults... but if its mom's house... she has every right to not want people still there at 1 am. Whether you are in your 20's or 40's... The age thing doesn't matter... my 23 year old husband is 12 years younger than me... whoop dee doo.

lovablelace 2

Monday 12 December 2011 19:27

better obey mommy or ull both be grounded

stevenmx86 7

Monday 12 December 2011 19:34

Maybe if he didn't live with mommy anymore this wouldn't be a problem?

kkmwong 11

Monday 12 December 2011 19:50

Lol that is one subject that will not put me to sleep... By the way, what is on the X-ray this time? It's not as I obvious.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 12 December 2011 19:55

If I was a parent, I wouldn't be worrying if my kid was having it off under my roof. I'd be more concerned w/ why the free loading bastard hasn't moved out yet!