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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By Not Amish FFS - 17/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By thenewgirl29 - 05/02/2015 16:42 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

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By iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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You deserved it 5 312

By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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baseballplaya5 7

Monday 12 December 2011 15:54

Studying the regions of each other?

duckie227 22

Monday 12 December 2011 15:55

You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...

Comments

angely_fml 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:01

BgNo guys. Let be mature people and say the truth. The guy was StuffIt his school work while his girlfriend was studying new "techniques" when they're getting it in while studying his region with her mouth. Multi-tasking on the girlfriend's part.

itsame0987 18

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:19

Sorry op.. Her house her rules. Doesn't matter why you were there or what you were doing. That does suck though, next time study at your place?

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:19

YDI!!! It's her house! You're old enough to live on your own so, do it!!!

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:20

Damn Skippy, Baby!

Mifflicious 18

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:33

Things are not the same as they were when you were young. Stuff costs more nowadays, it's not easy to move out for someone who's studying.

Pazu_fml 10

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:37

I agree that "you should be living on your own" isn't applicable to everyone, and isn't really fair considering how expensive that is on top of trying to get an education. But as long as you're under someone else's roof, you need to respect them, and when they say you should leave before 1AM, you get your ass home.

iTrollhard 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:33

I call bullshit

scvbc 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:34

Wow the mom is 22!!!! How old i ypu BF

guerillazinsuits 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:07

That's what they all say.

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:16

Well she birthed it would it really be a small surprise? Lol

Caroline0417 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:44

He lives at home with his mommy?

stokation 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:32

Ydi. You're both old enough to where you should have apartments

duckie227 22

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:38

28 - why move in with a boyfriend/girlfriend, in a HOUSE which you can't just break a lease with, if you don't plan on marrying the person you are investing the time and money into a house with?