By sorrydad - 13/12/2009 18:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 539
You deserved it 19 894

Same thing different taste

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somepartsareme 0

@6 S, s   [es] –noun, plural S's or Ss, s's or ss. 1.the 19th letter of the English alphabet, a consonant. 2.any spoken sound represented by the letter S or s, as in saw, sense, or goose. 3.something having the shape of an S. 4.a written or printed representation of the letter S or s. 5.a device, as a printer's type, for reproducing the letter S or s.

perdix 29

Ironically, mom was the model for the butt plugs.

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Not familiar with S&M, assuming its some sort of sex toy catalog?

S&M + Sado-Masochistic = rough sex, bondage, tied up, leather masks + suits, gag balls, whips, chains, ect. Google it with safe search off... lotsa laughs!

And if you're into that kind of thing, then safe search off and had fun!

I_Own_Ubers 0

omg u people seriously don't know what it means haha

YDI for having to spend hours getting ready for the visit. And then missing such a detail? Your place should ALWAYS be clean and not have dirty magazines out! I mean, don't you guys have friends?

Maybe they're friends are okay with dirty magazines

If my friends had magazines like that on the coffee table I would just read them out of curiosity, sex is a part of life, no big deal :)

racistmexican 0

YDI if as an adult you still feel you need to get mommy's approval

My mom would have laughed till she pissed herself, then looked through it to see if I had anything circled, then bring it up at every family get together till she dies. I think I'd be happier with a conservative mom that would just get embarrassed and never mention it again.

Your mother sounds exactly like my mother! Would your mother also steal the magazine and take it home to show her partner? I know my Ma would do that XD

Ketsuhime 0

Well you guys are already living together. What else are you two supposed to do when you are alone together?

Ah, a young couple that happily is into kinky stuff. At least his mom didn't take the magizine. Now that would be awkward.