Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship...

By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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By Kylee Day - 27/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 15:00

Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:31

You had bad breath? ;)

render 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:36

Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)

Comments

MrRecon72 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:55

Tell your boyfriend he is a pimp.

trecool999 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:15

He's probably like... "Aw shit, did I really just do that? Now she's gonna post it on fmylife.com because she thinks it's that important..." Also in reply to #67, yeah I agree. For me, "I love you" just doesn't cut it, but one extra x on that "bye xx" makes all the difference to me. =P

Ixnay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:07

thats probably because you just got done SUCKING HIS ****.

golfcrzy 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:22

just remember that the next time he asks for any. guys will do what ever you want if they want it bad enough. have fun!!!!

leelagirl 0

Friday 29 May 2009 23:28

Oh my god! I had a boyfriend that sortof did something like that but it wasnt near to that extent We had been dating for a couple of weeks, and he walked up to me and I was expecting to get a kiss or something right? Wrong he pats my back and tells me he's going to go get some water!

Serefan 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:58

*pats on the back* There there.

Silver_Fox 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 8:35

What is he, your dad?

ZWolfeh 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:08

YDI for expecting a kiss when both of your mouths were probably on each others genitals. And you also deserve it for expecting a kiss anyway.

Tom815Cat 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:07

This sounds like something I would do. If he just got done having sex he's probably tired, and not in the mood for more sex. He's not a machine. I think a pat on the back is a caring gesture: like "you did good, now take it easy and we'll hit it again tomorrow".

buckweat420 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:36

Protip: Don't suck your BFs dick then try to kiss him later. It may have been hot for him to give you a kiss with his **** juice on your lips while you were *******, but after the boner wares off its not quite as good.