Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship...

By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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By Kylee Day - 27/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 15:00

Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:31

You had bad breath? ;)

render 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:36

Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)

Comments

brianjman14 22

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:41

stop being a over worried bitch and deal with it

omgzdude 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:24

just appreciate the sex.

KASHMIR_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:37

if u gave him head then were u expecting a kiss???

gbaby2454 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 17:30

FAIL

Sarah6244 0

Friday 2 July 2010 4:37

Haha i like the 'in our relationship" part (;

whatsernam3 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:24

why didn't he just kiss you on the cheek? a pat on the back? WTF is that? He's a dumbass.

ripjohnlennon 5

Friday 5 November 2010 4:23

Dude my girl hates being patten on the back

sluttygirl 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:27

ha, even my one night stands kiss me good night/good bye. .

pkautzer 3

Monday 14 March 2011 19:38

Well duh. You never go ass to mouth.

PrincessesCrown 17

Monday 16 May 2011 4:15

Maybe he didn't want your parents to see him kissing you. OPs parents could be the type to find that disrespectful and OPs boyfriend wanted to stay on there good side.