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he turned down sex,if you dump him call me
LMAO (The One Above Me) Well, I Guess That Could Be A Good Thing Because He Looking Out For Your Health.. But Also A Bad Thing Because He's Turning You Down Over Pizza...Suck's For You Though Maybe Next Time Your Luck Might Be A Better Chance Of Having Sex.
I Really Don't Understand Why People Type Like This. It Makes No Sense To Me. I Understand The Supposed Reasons For Chat Speak, Even Though I Hate It, But I See No Reason For This.
Me Either, Spastastic. I Guess It Sounds Cooler To Put Emphasis On The First Letter Of Every Word You Type. Otherwise, The Sentence Won't Make Near As Much Sense. I'm Finding That It's Just Reading Oddly In My Head.
There's chat reasons for typing like that? What's it supposed to improve or enhance? Also.. it's reading weird in my head too. Almost like there's an extra half pause in between each word...
I read it like that in my head too, haha.
your boyfriend is obviously gay if he passes up sex. I would have smashed that ;)
considering that your username is dinosaurraper, when it clearly should be dinosaurrapIST, i'm pretty sure you won't "smash" anything, ignorant sir. you are home, naturally alone, and your penis is tiny. go smash yourself against a wall. thank you.
23 WTF?!
Smart man. You don't want to get stomach cramps, do you?
******* copycats. Pay attention and do this right next time! Ready? Here goes.... YDI for attempting to fornicate. YDI for watching movies. Only child molesters watch movies of any sort. YDI for eating pizza. Pizza is for deformed, sewer-dwelling, mutant reptiles who are proficient in martial arts. YDI for trying to exercise less than 30 minutes after eating (and really, you want to go at least an hour, depending on the intensity of the exercise). YDI for taking off your clothes. YDI for even wearing clothes in the first place. YDI for buying pizza instead of cooking for him.
also, YDI for having a bottomless stomach to eat his face and attempting to devour his cockmeat sandwich after a full-on pizza meal. YDI for not suggesting that YOU'LL do the exercise. YDI for not paying attention to the movie and trying to fornicate while the actors are doing their job.
YDI for existing.
All three of you DI because of your numerous attempts to find failures.
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haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something
The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/