By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 069
You deserved it 8 421

Same thing different taste

Top comments

haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something

Raleigh_bruh 7

The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/

Comments

he turned down sex,if you dump him call me

Stoddards_rock1 0

LMAO (The One Above Me) Well, I Guess That Could Be A Good Thing Because He Looking Out For Your Health.. But Also A Bad Thing Because He's Turning You Down Over Pizza...Suck's For You Though Maybe Next Time Your Luck Might Be A Better Chance Of Having Sex.

I Really Don't Understand Why People Type Like This. It Makes No Sense To Me. I Understand The Supposed Reasons For Chat Speak, Even Though I Hate It, But I See No Reason For This.

Me Either, Spastastic. I Guess It Sounds Cooler To Put Emphasis On The First Letter Of Every Word You Type. Otherwise, The Sentence Won't Make Near As Much Sense. I'm Finding That It's Just Reading Oddly In My Head.

There's chat reasons for typing like that? What's it supposed to improve or enhance? Also.. it's reading weird in my head too. Almost like there's an extra half pause in between each word...

mnemonicdaze 0

Kinda like there is supposed to be a period after each word. I thought I was the only one who read that weird.

I read it like that in my head too, haha.

your boyfriend is obviously gay if he passes up sex. I would have smashed that ;)

considering that your username is dinosaurraper, when it clearly should be dinosaurrapIST, i'm pretty sure you won't "smash" anything, ignorant sir. you are home, naturally alone, and your penis is tiny. go smash yourself against a wall. thank you.

xshadyshadow 0

117- That was hilarious! You just made my day. =]

iCommentFML 0

Lol ydi for not finishing the pizza 30mins before the movie ended 

Smart man. You don't want to get stomach cramps, do you?

zach55 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh I just pooped and peed.

******* copycats. Pay attention and do this right next time! Ready? Here goes.... YDI for attempting to fornicate. YDI for watching movies. Only child molesters watch movies of any sort. YDI for eating pizza. Pizza is for deformed, sewer-dwelling, mutant reptiles who are proficient in martial arts. YDI for trying to exercise less than 30 minutes after eating (and really, you want to go at least an hour, depending on the intensity of the exercise). YDI for taking off your clothes. YDI for even wearing clothes in the first place. YDI for buying pizza instead of cooking for him.

also, YDI for having a bottomless stomach to eat his face and attempting to devour his cockmeat sandwich after a full-on pizza meal. YDI for not suggesting that YOU'LL do the exercise. YDI for not paying attention to the movie and trying to fornicate while the actors are doing their job.

All three of you DI because of your numerous attempts to find failures.