By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 069
You deserved it 8 421

Same thing different taste

Top comments

haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something

Raleigh_bruh 7

The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/

Comments

perdix 29

He's right! What if your vajayjay cramped up right in mid-screw? You could crush his penis! And why were you eating pizza with your clothes on?

ellelove1 0

That's ducking lame! lol. Seriously though, maybe he was really full and just wanted to wait a bit. Calm down horndog. lol.

treyclash 0

I have actually said that to my ex before lol!

Wow! New definition of anal retentive. After you've dumped him text him the Wikipedia link to "foreplay"

pfunk129 1
DorkyBlake 0
deidre823 7
tbonea1990 0

he is a dumb ass and u still should have given him head