By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
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Feverrotes 15

OP it's because of people like you that United States of America is considered the land of the obese. Giving up on a diet after the first week or so is slightly acceptable, but on the first day? Some people need to come to their senses and realize that posting about their weak commitments/determinations on FML is not the best way to resolve the issue or gain sympathy.

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shlee053 2

it's called will power loll

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israelnotjacob 20

YDI for not having any self control. Dieting is tough, but if you expect it to actually have any effect you can't expect to get away with cheating.

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perdix 29

You'd better drop some major poundage, fat ass, or you're going to end up diddling your own vindaloo all by your lonesome self.

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bombtastic 10

half of you are dumbasses. maybe the op is a normal weight and just wants to lose maybe 5 or 10 pounds. just because someone is attempting to go on a diet doesn't mean they're as big as a whale. and btw being fat isn't always because you pig out nonstop. my mom was overweight because of a sickness she had and she couldn't do anything about it so stfu and get your head out of your ass. do research and then talk your trash. kthx.

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Morphs 0

If you actually educated yourself on healthy eating habits, you would know that indian food is not bad at all to eat...

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zbrown 6

FYL for apparently not being able to eat Indian food.

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livingdeadgirl9 0

Wow, the immaturity of people is really annoying. You don't know a single thing about the OP or the situation. For all you know she is really only trying to lose a few pounds for a special occasion or to feel a little better about herself. Just because she was embarrassed about eating Indian food and getting caught doing it on the first day of her diet doesn't mean she's a whale. The people on here calling her a fatty and a whale are the people that are using their anonymity to trash some random person's self esteem when for all we know the people calling fat are fat themselves. Here's a hint, if you wouldn't want it said to you, don't ******* say it to someone else. OP, as far as your diet goes, so oh well you failed the first day. There's always more days to work on it. And no I don't know what your diet plan is but I think you should really work on a well balanced diet with regular meals instead of worrying about the latest trend diet. Diets typically don't work and usually have adverse reactions on your body. In order to be successful, you have to cut out a lot of the junk food and work on portions and what you eat and how often you eat. If you keep a regular eating schedule and exercise a bit, it should pay off in the end. One day isn't the end of the world :]

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Loftworthy 0

"Today, I did something stupid which was totally my fault. Sympathise with me. FML" No, piss off.

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