Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day...

By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 18:19 - United States - El Paso

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By hungry - 01/01/2015 05:50 - United States

Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML

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Feverrotes 15

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:41

OP it's because of people like you that United States of America is considered the land of the obese. Giving up on a diet after the first week or so is slightly acceptable, but on the first day? Some people need to come to their senses and realize that posting about their weak commitments/determinations on FML is not the best way to resolve the issue or gain sympathy.

shlee053 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:26

it's called will power loll

Comments

blastvortex 3

Friday 29 January 2010 4:56

♪ Somebody got caught with their hand in the cookie jar! ♪ ♪ You've been a naaaaaaaughty lady! ♪ LOL, #103

jaybloby 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:43

fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round!!!!!

drumhellermd 0

Friday 29 January 2010 6:31

if you're gonna cheat on a diet, can't you find anything better than Indian food???? BLECCCHHHHHHH

kelleyb323 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:32

whoop-dee-doo. stop being so dependent on what your boyfriend thinks and eat what you want. you know this country's values have gone to shit when a girl has to sneak food for fear of what her boyfriend will think. I'm sure he was hungry too and you could have just told him I'm sure he would have understood and even ate with you.

xoconnie 8

Friday 29 January 2010 20:03

EWWWWWWWWWW INDIAN FOOD? no offense, but that shit smells

Boddmon 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:11

You smell.

ayjayyuk 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:15

be grateful he didnt start throwing buckets of water at you before calling greenpeace chubby little loser - nothing but a joke

mxmaniac9 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 14:53

fat people always wanna lose wieght and when they do this the wonder why they didn't...no self disiplin

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:52

Depriving yourself of a food you love is the worst thing you can do when you're dieting. They key is to eat small amounts of it ever now and again (ie one small piece of chocolate per day) while eating healthy things the rest of the time. Otherwise you'll crave it all the time and end up binging.

tacoman007 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:29

Not eating food doesn't make you lose weight, eating a balance of foods makes you lose weight. When you don't eat food your body stores up fat for energy, and if you should start eating normally again, you inflate like a balloon.