Health: Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who...

By coeurdlucky - 19/10/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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By elmalo68 - 20/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

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By Nola - 27/04/2017 12:00

Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML

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Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:49

in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:49

Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.

Comments

SMD_emilyy 1

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:17

Did she have a penis?

MyFirstKiss 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:56

*sarcasm* bet he thought that was hawt

fakeaccountX 6

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:40

you just got granny bush'd

manda_baby_rawr 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:42

I would laugh if that's just a regular thing that goes on in that family. "Look son! You came from here! -Holy shit no way. My bio teacher said dad helped- SHE LIED! *cue simultaneous laughter*" haha

morgann4826 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:07

your boyfriends mom is 72?!

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:52

She's 72, she can do whatever she wants! U all will be old one day, too! 72 is not too far away for me anymore, I hope I live that long! It's cool to be old because you have an excuse for anyrhing and everything U do! I blame everything on memory loss, which I don't really have!