By imonfmlnow - 13/08/2015 16:24 - United States
imonfmlnow tells us more.
Some of your comments kind of make me cringe, but this is FML so I guess I should have expected that. It was in fact not my boyfriends first time, not even close :P it was one of my first times, actually. He is the first person I've had sex with, and he knows what he's doing WAY more than I do. Anyways, he's just a really funny guy. He's confident and cocky and a goober and i love him. The first time we had sex I told him to talk dirty to me so he said okay and started whispering things like "the kitchen sink. The floor when I don't vacuum." And we both ended up laughing so hard we were crying. He's a fantastic guy, the love of my life, and I wouldn't leave him for anything. To wrap this up, why are people saying my expectations are too high? I've never had an ******, but I've given my boyfriend more than a few. I just wanted to know if I could have one, because I haven't got anywhere near an ****** yet in any sexual situations I've had in my whole life. I wasn't having false expectations, I think it's pretty normal to want to experience an ******. Anyway, thanks for reading!
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that's a teaching moment babe
Just show him what you like and guide him. You'll both have a lot of fun.
This can be taken two ways..hopefully, it's just that you need to be more confident in bed and tell him what you like
Maybe he is just sarcastic and loves making jokes.
And they knock teenaged boys for expecting like sex to be a porno.
Was he Chandler from friends?
whaaa!?!?!?
That's amazing.
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Maybe he just wanted to know what positions, etc. you liked as opposed to saying something cliche?
"In that case, I want you to buy me a back massager."