Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately... - FML

By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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911 is a joke

By ouch - 25/12/2021 14:01

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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Savra_fml 17

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:29

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

GETxAxLIFE 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:27

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

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HollyJolly1086 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:16

Pop her back in and get her done

leadman1989 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 10:12

A cop is your #1 suspect. (pic)

leadman1989 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:18

I told you dating a bear was pushing it!

caity878 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:31

Ewww u literally pissed urself next to him?

marit1997 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:33

I don't know what's worse

mrssuarez2011 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:34

You pee from pain? Ouch that's just unlucky

ellakacyme22 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:58

Warter sports

rainbowbigbird 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:54

You got me wondering why I like it rough.

lleej 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:05

I hope you're boyfriend was more worried about your shoulder than you peeing from pain. If he wasn't you need a new one.

ardencred 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:36

into S&M?

XxconbabyxX 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:30

wash those sheets you dont know what else was on them

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Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML

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Today, I've been requesting to use my days off for months, but my boss would turn it down because of emergencies that required my presence (90% of the time it didn’t). Now it’s the end of year and he yelled at me for not using my days off, because it made him look bad to corporate. Asshole. FML

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