By anonymous - 14/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Columbus

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML
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HonestTruth 5

Could almost say, he is a "shirty" boyfriend. Yep, I suck that much at puns.

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homeboyangst 17

A public park is never a good place to let things "get heavy."

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perdix 29

Say hi to the guy with the flashlight -- you're going to want to meet other men now that you've seen this current guy's bravery and concern with your safety.

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christiangirl 5

Very true . Go look for a new boyfriend .

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citymayer 7

AND it'll be even easier for her since she has no shirt on!

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twilightterd 4

Well don't have sex in parks then! Lesson learnt

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DjeePee 24

God, OP, if you want to be kinky and have sex in a public place, fine for me, but please, be smart and keep your clothes on. It's easier to run away when you're not half-naked and it's also a tiny little bit less shamefull when you are discovered. But your boyfriend is a really Prince Charming, I must say. Probably the nerves, but still, he's rather useless in critical situations. Not the protective alpha-male woman desire.

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fordman22 0

Public coitous? Sell tickets. Make money.

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GothicAngel17 24

There is actually a picture floating around of a bra that looks like hands. Well it's more wearable art but still xD if we could post pictures as a response, I would have just posted that.

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scottsteiner 1

WWF Diva SABLE wore them...youtube it ;-)

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Senseless_487 29

This was just an elaborate plot for him to get a free bra and shirt. Betcha didn't know your boyfriend is a cross dresser. I wouldn't let him anywhere near your panty drawer if I were you.

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Crazberry 5

That's why you keep your shirt on if you're going to get busy in public, even if it is at night. Hell, wear a skirt too. Tell your next boyfriend to wear a kilt and then you can act out your fantasies about making love to a big, manly Scotsman at the same time ;P

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The_F3rris 11

Was the person with the flashlight a woman who smelled like the devils toenails and looked like she hadnt bathed in a year?

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rsunshine2020 13

Cause if that's the case.. Then it was probably his mom

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lexi365 20

Ahhhh. I love previous FML references.

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perdix 29

Yet, ironically, this incident exposed your boyfriend to be the real boob!

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sougstad 7

Continue where u left off with the flash light wielding assassin! That'll teach your boyfriend a lesson!!!

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