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By wtf - 15/07/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

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Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:07

so he went to the market without his wallet?

sonnyv 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 13:43

hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL

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skullbuster 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:48

So where does Richie Rich think his $60 went? OP, I'm calling you out as a liar and an attention *****!

mixedchick 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:36

i find it absolutely plausible that he left his wallet if im going to the corner store, i leave my walley ay home and just put 5 bucks in my pocket or however much i need why lug around my wallet, purse etc for such a small errand? but how did you know the amount she stole? there must have been a lot of light. but yes this is plausible and for those intelligent people that don't understand why this is an fml - its fhl because she told her bf what she saw and he didn't believe her it was the fact that he didn't believe her

skullbuster 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:44

Well, honestly, unless she is dating one of the Kennedy children, I'm sure this kid would miss $60 from his wallet. Who gives a flying **** what his motivation for leaving his wallet behind might be or whether it is plausible - either her boyfriend is missing $60 or he isn't. And, while I've got the bullshit-o-meter out anyway, we don't know about the duration or nature of the relationship between these MSN-crossed lovers (who the hell uses MSN for video chat, next we are going to be invaded by people who still use AOL for email), of course it is more likely this guy is going to trust the woman who raised him as opposed to some twat that provides some material while he is beating off at night.

thatswutshesaid7 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:38

That would completely suck!! He's a crapy bf if he didn't believe u. And wut a jerk mom!

malcolm1919 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:51

Snitches get stiches

Doomfrost 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:21

Should have used the Prt Scr key on your keyboard and pasted it to a paint program and saved it. That way you could have proven that she took the 60 from his wallet by sending it to him via email or chat program.

mmodified 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:06

i don't get how this is **** my life?

sw95volleyball 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:13

if that happend to me i would start stealing from him too......

ifzombiesattack 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:22

First off, why would this be a FML? And second, why would he go to the market without his wallet? And third, how could he not notice the missing money?