By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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Comments

merritalstatus 3

Out of sooo many white things... it was only toilet paper. Gotta take it easy

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MrsWojtowicz 16

Two things. . . Charmin ultra strong and sink wash. ;)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Your name is a good movie, 66.

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coletrain11 5

Well...the show must go on!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tell him to use it as a bib under his bottom lip.

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potatosrock 10

what? I would feel something stuck in my ass

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bubo_fml 10

Shit...There's always paper work...

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bubo_fml 10

Your boyfriend's got it good...The last piece of paper my ex gave me was a divorce decree!

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johlmann 0

I had an ex that was nasty like you. lives in in too. keep your self clean. he should leave you.

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