Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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Raise the pressure

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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One nation, under rod

By LaLa - 20/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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Mood ruiner

By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

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Thursday 30 May 2013 12:42

His action definitely ruined the moment

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:51

Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.

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Crazafon 19

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:34

He's a romantic alright!

djxerxes9000 18

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:35

Ever look at blood under moonlight? It appears quite black.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 30 May 2013 14:01

Loved your "Red Dragon" quote. I started to watch that Hannibal TV series. I enjoy seeing the earlier days. (: "What's for dinner? :P

djxerxes9000 18

Friday 31 May 2013 0:17

Glad someone picked up on it. New TV series is pretty good from what I've seen.

lordslaya53 14

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:36

The people in the random section will be so confused

chuckcloninger 12

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:37

Oh yeah, why didn't you stop cooperating when the blood started flowing? I assume you have a brain and also had the desire not to continue? Do you honestly think he would continue if he had a nose bleed? If he says yes, next time you're having sex punch him solidly in the nose and see if the "moment" continues.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 31 May 2013 8:10

That would in no way be a fair test. It ******* hurts to get PUNCHED in the nose and have it start bleeding. It generally does not hurt to just have a random nose bleed. A random nose bleed usually just feels like a runny nose. I know because it happens to me a lot.

HoboWithACondom 8

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:40

YDI for making him eat the toilet paper earlier.

MrClean17 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:41

You gotta do what you gotta do to get the job done

JessiKitty_lol 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:41

Hey, work with whatcha got, amiright? ;D

katties 27

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:48

For some reason, I don't know if nose bleed would have ruined it for me... I think I might just think it's fun if my boyfriend would continued, just, of course, after confirming that it's OK with me. Ya know: then you've done that too :P